equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

(via elithefangirl)

prettyxlittlexbaby:

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

LOL, I totally wanna start saying “No Beastiality” to my dog now though just cause it makes me laugh

prettyxlittlexbaby:

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

LOL, I totally wanna start saying “No Beastiality” to my dog now though just cause it makes me laugh

(via enjaksakeksii)

ouranswagclub:

"bi people can’t really speak for gay rights, cuz they’re part straight and can comfortably pretend to be when someone wants to hurt them for it"

please fly into the sun

now

(via enjaksakeksii)

drowsydevastation:

when you know a word in english but not your native language

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when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa

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accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence 

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hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country

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pahaperse:

twinwing:

sparrowsperare:

largeleader:

perpetualvelocity:

cardscorner:

kazu-kuns-corner:

tgwas:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Magnetic Corpse on Life Support

It is I, the cop who gets away with murder…well crap 

It is I, the pedestrian. Please do not harm the pedestrians. While driving on long roads near residential buildings, please check for pedestrians by parked cars or sidewalks. Be safe, drive safe.

Super Hardworkin Immigrant

The Great Pedestrian

Huh okay so I’m “bad motherfuckin’ corpse on lIFE SUPPORT” NOPE

Human pedestrian…

It is I, corpse on life support ._____. 

Miss Pussy D’stroyah …
Well then.

pahaperse:

twinwing:

sparrowsperare:

largeleader:

perpetualvelocity:

cardscorner:

kazu-kuns-corner:

tgwas:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Magnetic Corpse on Life Support

It is I, the cop who gets away with murder…well crap 

It is I, the pedestrian. Please do not harm the pedestrians. While driving on long roads near residential buildings, please check for pedestrians by parked cars or sidewalks. Be safe, drive safe.

Super Hardworkin Immigrant

The Great Pedestrian

Huh okay so I’m “bad motherfuckin’ corpse on lIFE SUPPORT” NOPE

Human pedestrian…

It is I, corpse on life support ._____. 

Miss Pussy D’stroyah …

Well then.

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

this is forever important and relevant to all people who are going to have sex

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

this is forever important and relevant to all people who are going to have sex

(via twittlefuck)

erne yigar, mcasa kerman and armn arerlruto.

pastelbat:

I wanna do that selfie thing too, procrastination wooohoo (◐ω◑ )

Now i really need to work on my cosplay ahhahdsadknfde, Närcon tomorrow …(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)

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kawaiigoods:

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

Your dad its wised.